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Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Winter is Coming… And I’m fine with it
The Way of
Friday, October 3, 2014
10 Things You Should Know When Submitting a Bug
“Your software doesn’t work!” states the angry voice on the other end.
“Uhhh… Could you be more explicit, sir?” asks the still bewildered techy, trying to figure out what’s going on.
“Your software doesn’t #&@<ing work!”
We want information. INFORMATION!
1 – What do you mean to say?
- Be specific – did you load a file? Fine. Did you click on a button, select from a menu, or did you use a keyboard shortcut? It might be important. For bonus points, try all different ways to do whatever you did. If it works one way and not the other, let the developer know.
- Be explicit… as in precise. Instead of the ‘it’ pronoun, describe it (‘the window’, the ‘message box’ the ‘radio button’, the ‘phone’, etc. Just not ‘it’). Use the Find command in your email client, browser, MS Word, or whatever you’re using to report the bug, search for the word ‘it’ and replace it.
Also, avoid ‘they’, ‘he’, or ‘she’ unless there can be absolutely no doubt about the person’s identity. - Reread what you wrote – unless you’re completely incompetent as a writer in the language in which you’re writing (and I guess it’s okay, if they hired you despite your language deficiency), you should be able to see if you think that you were clear. If you weren’t, please correct your grammar. And for the love of your chosen deity, please use a spellchecker. Correct those squiggly red lines!
2 – Can I please have a bug report, hold the attitude?
3 – What exactly seems to be the problem?
No, we don’t think that you’re making it up, that you’re dense, or that you’re bothering us with trivialities. We just want to know what kind of a bug you might be dealing with now:
- Did you get a weird error message?
- Did the application crash (i.e. suddenly shut down)?
- Did the application freeze?
- Does something look wrong?
- Is something missing?
4 – Do you have any evidence?
- Screenshot of the problem
- Exact wording of the error message
- Log file (if you don’t know what that is, don’t worry)
- Any other kind of output?
5 – Do you have any special set up or configuration?
Especially if you are a developer or tester, you might have a special configuration file with specific setting that you are using. Please provide any non-sensitive configuration, or at least describe it. Anything you know about how you use the software can shorten the time it takes to fix the problem.
6 – What did you expect to happen?
7 – What did you do before the problems started?
8 – It works fine on my machine.
- What version of our software do you have? Testers – you must know this. Devs – you must make this knowledge available!
- What are you running this on (smartphone, tablet, laptop, PC, server, virtual machine)?
- What operating system are you on – we might not know (Windows, Linux, Mac OSX, iOS, Android, Samsung? etc.)
- What version of the operating system do you have (Windows XP, 7, 8, 8.1, Mac OS 10.6, 10.7, 10.8, 10.9, iOS 6/7/8, Android 2.2/2.3/4.0/4.1/4.2)?
- What version of Office do you have (if any)? It may be relevant.
- If you know the software to be a sub-module or extension of some other software, please let us know what version of the host software do you have (e.g. you’re running an extension on Visual Studio – is it 2010/2012/2013? Which update?)
- If this is a web application, what browser are you using? What version?
- How much memory does your device have?
- How much free disk space does it have? All disks / volumes, please.
- Screen size?
9 – Are there any specific conditions / times that this happens?
Sometimes a bug will consistently appear whenever the application is executed. In other cases it might be limited to happening only sporadically:
- Does it happen every time you run it?
- Only every other time? Third time?
- Only mornings?
- Every Sunday at 2am? This is not a joke. If I know that the nightly backup happens at that exact time, I can deduce that the two events are interacting and this causes the problem.
- Does it happen only when some file is open in notepad?
- Does it appear to be completely random?
10 – Is this happening to anyone else, as far as you know?
In Conclusion
We’re all in this together – developers, testers, operations – we usually (should) have the same interest – to make sure that we create a better product. So please – pretty please – with relish(!): be professional.
Thanks in advance,
Assaf – a developer.
Monday, January 6, 2014
12 Revs of Software
A Version from St. Service Bus
’Twas the week O’releasing, and all through the teams,
Not a programmer testing, at least so it seems.
The builds barely holding, the crashes abound,
In hopes that some luck, or a safe place be found...
[Enter the choir. You can sing along. You know you want to…]
The Twelve Revs of Software
On the first rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
A piece of software that I can't release.
On the second rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the third rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the fourth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the fifth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the sixth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Six missing specs,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the seventh rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Seven bosses angry,
Six missing specs,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the eighth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Eight devs on sick leave,
Seven bosses angry,
Six specs a-missing,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the ninth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Nine queries locking,
Eight devs on sick leave,
Seven bosses angry,
Six specs a-missing,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the tenth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Ten seconds lagging,
Nine queries locking,
Eight devs on sick leave,
Seven bosses angry,
Six specs a-missing,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the eleventh rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Eleven builds a-crashing,
Ten seconds lagging,
Nine queries locking,
Eight devs on sick leave,
Seven bosses angry,
Six specs a-missing,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release.
On the twelfth rev of software, my dev team dropped on me
Twelve months were wasted,
Eleven builds a-crashing,
Ten seconds lagging,
Nine queries locking,
Eight devs on sick leave,
Seven bosses angry,
Six specs a-missing,
Five bugs regressing,
Four tests a-failing,
Three days till deadline,
Two breaking smoke tests,
And a piece of software that I can't release...
Final Round...
He sent résumés, to his team gave a whistle,
“This product is dead”, he said this Fo’shizzle.
If you do it at all, then perhaps do it right.
Happy coding to all, and to all a good night!
A very special thank you to my good friend Maor, who reviewed, QAed and wrote the first verse of the Version of St. Service Bus.
P.S.
This post was supposed to go up on Monday, before Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, I, too, missed my deadline.
Happy New Year.
P.S. 2
My New Year’s Resolution is Retina.